me: dam girl are u a cheeto?
girl: why cuz im hot?
me: no cuz whenever u come round u always leavin dust on everything u ashy bitch
i was too kinky for that boy anyway
i have three personalities: sweet, salty, and spicy
my hamster just died and i’m really sad
omg rest in peace what happened
a cat ate him
rest in pussy
i’m made of skin so I guess I’m skinny
Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.
Grab her booty in front of women who want you.